So apparently due to the fact I was eating chairs, an alien that looked like Dan abducted me, replaced my arm with an HTC One, and mated me with Niall Horan. Thanks Phil.
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So apparently due to the fact I was eating chairs, an alien that looked like Dan abducted me, replaced my arm with an HTC One, and mated me with Niall Horan. Thanks Phil.
Dan was on my kitchen floor covered in milk, a TV somehow bounced off the wall and killed me by hitting me in the ass, and apparently when I die I will possess an LG G2 and haunt Niall Horan.
Thanks Phil.